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      "body": "sawed off and tec9, horrible weapon choice\nyou could bum rush them with a pocket knife or a 45 derringer, one jab to the neck, or a good center mass shot and boom threat neutralized or at least put in a disadvantaged state, remember kids if some one enters your school with a gun with a gun they are stupid and weak, any amount of push back will knock them over, and when that happens start stomping",
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      "body": "Jajajaja el Neko agarrando el embase de pilk primero ante todo",
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