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      "body": "She put that dawg on him.",
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      "body": "Damn, people are doing way better oblivion builds than me\n\nI tried doing a khajiit hand-to-hand build, but accidentally became a vampire and now I'm using alchemy and restoration magic to self medicate (and boost my speed so I can run at mach 3) so I don't self-combust while questing\n\nAnd I haven't gotten to suck a single dick",
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      "body": "[quote]\"leink1991\":/users/495845 said:\nI- wouldn't the lipstick poison her as well?????\n[/quote]\n\nAt least in Oblivion (which if you check post #5530745, she's based on) Argonians have total poison immunity. The funny thing is Redguards have 75% poison resist, so even if that was the right one, she'd still be busy a while...",
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      "body": "I- wouldn't the lipstick poison her as well?????",
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      "body": "Need to know what that's made out of... for alchemical purposes ;3",
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      "body": "[quote]\"gas-powered_stick\":/users/553167 said:\nThis makes me wonder if she has any battering spades.\n[/quote]\n\nYou mean for battering a person?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"nironira\":/users/870493 said:\nProbably some lipsticks to kill pets. Quite large pets. Sort of almost person sized pets. \n[/quote]\n\nThis makes me wonder if she has any battering spades.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"teether2\":/users/311746 said:\nThis makes me curious as to what other cartoon level lipsticks she has\n[/quote]\n\nProbably some lipsticks to kill pets. Quite large pets. Sort of almost person sized pets. ",
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      "body": "At least she won't have any trouble convincing the target to give her a second chance.",
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      "body": "This makes me curious as to what other cartoon level lipsticks she has",
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      "body": "[quote]\"thenrgdrink\":/users/226473 said:\nI hate when that happens\n[/quote]\n\nI love when that happens",
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      "body": "I hate when that happens",
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