{
  "comments": [
    {
      "body": "Instructions Unclear: Booting to MS DOS",
      "created_at": "2025-07-22T16:48:27.993-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1144505,
      "creator_name": "CrustytheCat",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9204709,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2025-07-22T16:48:27.993-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1144505,
      "updater_name": "CrustytheCat",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "if this is how Indigo Park ends its going to create so many Rambley introjects.",
      "created_at": "2025-05-27T16:34:20.569-04:00",
      "creator_id": 509077,
      "creator_name": "Pikario",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9081142,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 3,
      "updated_at": "2025-05-27T16:34:20.569-04:00",
      "updater_id": 509077,
      "updater_name": "Pikario",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "Why does this remind me of the Rap Rat creepypasta?",
      "created_at": "2025-05-25T01:32:54.795-04:00",
      "creator_id": 2152365,
      "creator_name": "NamorDog567",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9075125,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 1,
      "updated_at": "2025-05-25T01:32:54.795-04:00",
      "updater_id": 2152365,
      "updater_name": "NamorDog567",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "Rambley, I don't need any of that, already seeing you is all that and more",
      "created_at": "2025-05-06T19:27:10.712-04:00",
      "creator_id": 378289,
      "creator_name": "Brianoros135",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9034389,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 3,
      "updated_at": "2025-05-06T19:27:10.712-04:00",
      "updater_id": 378289,
      "updater_name": "Brianoros135",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "I mean he's already ingrained in my mind already.",
      "created_at": "2025-04-26T20:34:38.145-04:00",
      "creator_id": 640989,
      "creator_name": "JoeyDR",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9011825,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 5,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-26T20:34:38.145-04:00",
      "updater_id": 640989,
      "updater_name": "JoeyDR",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "instructions unclear, i'm breathing manually now",
      "created_at": "2025-04-25T23:29:58.890-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1171149,
      "creator_name": "PhantomOfTheFurryCon",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9009875,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 4,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-25T23:29:58.890-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1171149,
      "updater_name": "PhantomOfTheFurryCon",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "entirely unnecessary to hypnotize half the people on this site lol. great art",
      "created_at": "2025-04-25T20:19:56.404-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1618808,
      "creator_name": "penisthief",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9009490,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 7,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-25T20:19:56.404-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1618808,
      "updater_name": "penisthief",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "There's really no need for that. I'd scorch the Earth for him if he as much as asked. ",
      "created_at": "2025-04-25T14:14:12.850-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1604526,
      "creator_name": "VeePeeN",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9008841,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 15,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-25T14:14:53.033-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1604526,
      "updater_name": "VeePeeN",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "Instructions unclear, I'm a tree now.",
      "created_at": "2025-04-25T13:48:44.387-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1041744,
      "creator_name": "RoboButCringe",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9008801,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5529548,
      "score": 24,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-25T13:48:44.387-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1041744,
      "updater_name": "RoboButCringe",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    }
  ]
}