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      "body": "“Loona, we shouldn’t be doing this here!”\n\n“Relax, it’s just a prank, bro.”",
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      "body": "Loona's just collecting kinks like pokemon cards at this point...",
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      "body": "Ooooooh, [i]that's[/i] what they're doing. I understand now.",
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      "body": "Que Blitzo in 3, 2,1...",
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