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In this filthy fairy tale, a talking donkey who works at a mobile petting zoo for adults only gets hired to work a birthday party. Her clients are none other than the Three Little Pigs. The older two have hired her for their brother's surprise birthday party without his knowledge, and the third pig is none too happy about it. His brothers and the guests they invited turn the house into a pigsty, and the hapless donkey faces one of the dirtiest jobs of her career.

This story is a request for @DylanDice . It took a bit of brainstorming and negotiation to come up with an idea we were both happy with: the original request was for a story with the donkey from Shrek and Spider Ham. I wasn't comfortable doing scat smut of those characters but it got me thinking about fairy tale parodies, and I'm so happy he said yes to this absurd premise! The requester isn't into female excretion, so what we agreed on is splitting this story into two parts: part 1 is just the donkey gal getting used as a toilet and some vomiting of the foul substances she's fed. Part 2, just for my self indulgence, has her getting some much needed relief at the expense of the third little pig, but in the aftermath they both learn things about themselves and get in touch with their piggish sides.

The usual disclaimer applies that all characters are mental and physical adults and this is a work of absurd fantasy, not condoning real world bestiality or zoophilia and so on. Some extra warnings apply for this one: this story contains depictions of sex work, exploitative power dynamics, sex while heavily inebriated, characters performing sex acts they're uncomfortable with under various forms of peer pressure or financial duress, and other forms of questionable consent, use of oversized sex toys causing injury, as well as quasi-incest (siblings participating in an orgy together). Most of this isn't safe, sane, or consensual. None of this should be taken as condonement or endorsement of any of the acts depicted, and the narrative's commentary on it be shouldn't taken seriously either because this is a giant shitpost even by my standards. I was trying to parody fairy tales, dumb porn plot tropes, and the idea of using porn as social commentary itself while also doing a running gag of a narrator repeatedly putting irrelevant worldbuilding in a smut fic. You be the judge of whether I was on one too many levels of meta irony this time. I think it's still funny in a dark and deranged way, but I feel a little gross after writing it. I think I need to write some wholesome, loving, fully consensual piss or shit porn as a detox after this nonsense.

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In this filthy fairy tale, a talking donkey who works at a mobile petting zoo for adults only gets hired to work a birthday party. Her clients are none other than the Three Little Pigs. The older two have hired her for their brother's surprise birthday party without his knowledge, and the third pig is none too happy about it. His brothers and the guests they invited turn the house into a pigsty, and the hapless donkey faces one of the dirtiest jobs of her career.

This story is a request for @DylanDice . It took a bit of brainstorming and negotiation to come up with an idea we were both happy with: the original request was for a story with the donkey from Shrek and Spider Ham. I wasn't comfortable doing scat smut of those characters but it got me thinking about fairy tale parodies, and I'm so happy he said yes to this absurd premise! The requester isn't into female excretion, so what we agreed on is splitting this story into two parts: part 1 is just the donkey gal getting used as a toilet and some vomiting of the foul substances she's fed. Part 2, just for my self indulgence, has her getting some much needed relief at the expense of the third little pig, but in the aftermath they both learn things about themselves and get in touch with their piggish sides.

The usual disclaimer applies that all characters are mental and physical adults and this is a work of absurd fantasy, not condoning real world bestiality or zoophilia and so on. Some extra warnings apply for this one: this story contains depictions of sex work, exploitative power dynamics, sex while heavily inebriated, characters performing sex acts they're uncomfortable with under various forms of peer pressure or financial duress, and other forms of questionable consent, use of oversized sex toys causing injury, as well as quasi-incest (siblings participating in an orgy together). Most of this isn't safe, sane, or consensual. None of this should be taken as condonement or endorsement of any of the acts depicted, and the narrative's commentary on it be shouldn't taken seriously either because this is a giant shitpost even by my standards. I was trying to parody fairy tales, dumb porn plot tropes, and the idea of using porn as social commentary itself while also doing a running gag of a narrator repeatedly putting irrelevant worldbuilding in a smut fic. You be the judge of whether I was on one too many levels of meta irony this time. I think it's still funny in a dark and deranged way, but I feel a little gross after writing it. I think I need to write some wholesome, loving, fully consensual piss or shit porn as a detox after this nonsense.

Feral scat art and stories